Lately I have come upon the
ynformatunn that you plan on getting rid of six rogue draconic dragenik
dragons who have invaded Frostuay Province and Byrenion fortress
I agree with this
decision dezizhun whole-heartedly,
though I may have to tweak the overall plan some. Especially the part where
warre I heard that you wish to HELP the villagers vylajurs out of
danger, and not squash and dice and burn them after you slaughter the dragon
This is hardly the way
to tew grow your reputation
repewtazzeoun my pea-brained nephew nevuew. The best way would be to
stomp several towns to charred splinters spiunturzz, kill a few dragons
(preferably emaciated ones to preserve bodily limbs and functions) then settle
down with worshippers wurszippers groveling at your claws.
Now, back to the
subject subbgekt of the
endangered province provenzce, I have a few fabulous tips on the ways to
incapacitate the band of dragons, and invaluable invalubll information
on their cave defenses.
First on the cave defenses; the first and
formoztt defense is a number of scale piercing spikes halfway through the
waterfall guarding the cave that will impale any dragon that does not know the
safe path through the danger zone zsonne.
obstacle ubstakle appears in
the form of several wide slits that exude great amounts of boiling magma
magemaa once the unwitting dragon trips over the bull hide trip wire. Instant
The last and most dangerous obstacle is a small tunnel with numerous ruptures in the walls which explode with fire when the dragon protecting the lair snorts an inferno into a long horn connected to the holes, instant crispy critter, even a dragon.
Now that were finished with that lets
konntynew with my mentoring on how to assassinate the rogues in the most
bloodthirsty, deforming, smashing, disgusting, and completely inappropriate
ynuprpreett and dragonish way.
Option 1: A sure way of destroying the dragons would be this option, where you would be entitled to “accidentally” cause an avalanche of boulders which
incidentally ynkiduntallee are wrapped in
oiled and flaming rags (might be a tad hard to explain to the Duke) over the
outlaws waterfall, thus trapping them in, and the noxious fumes would kill them
eventually, gruesome of course, I mean I have to live up to my name and all.
Option 2: This is the one I
rekkumand most, to barge into the cave and blow fire and slash your claws until
all is gone, then for a lasting impression perhaps purappz relieve
yourself on the floor.
Option 3: There isn’t one.
Well, I hope you have learned many things from my
enlightening enleitening and heavenly parchments nephew, for they are
the most poetic potik missives that have ever left this forsaken asylum
in which I unjustly remain!
Farewell my misled idiot nephew,
Your STILL DEFINITELY NOT INSANE, awesome, powerful, all powerful, power draining, Incredible, fearful, ferocious, terrible, fear inducing, brain warping, flittering, fluttering, buzzing, omnipotent, clear minded, outspoken, infamous, wel speld, overbearing, great, clairvoyant, humble and modest uncle
P.S. Oh, I forgot to mention, I had a ripping fun tea party with Blizzdiblundicus the other day, and we were having a great time when the guard appeared and tore it apart shouting garbled sentences about talking to walls and not to be leaving for three hundred years,
prypuzturuzz of course!