Frostuay in Unexpected Heat Wave
Columnist: Glen Greenscale
Editor: Krala the Terror
The province of Frostuay has been experiencing one of the hottest seasons in its history. Temperatures began to climb late last month, and have only continued to climb as this month has progressed. Today, the record has been broken for hottest temperatures in the province, with the southern edge of the normally freezing region recording temperatures of 39°F early this morning.
Local officials have issued a heat warning to all dragons in the province, and the avalanche alert level has been increased to Critical. Skiers have been advised not to go until temperatures drop once again, and several dragons who had been content living in caves embedded in the mountains have had to be evacuated due to concern for avalanches blocking their cave mouths and trapping them.
Reekus the Unwashed is one of those dragons who has been evacuated. He says that the evacuation decision was a bad idea.
"[The officials] are forgetting that dragons can breathe fire! Whoever decided [evacuation] was a good plan, they sure are stupid."
Reporting for The Weekly Draconian,
-Glen Greenscale
No comments:
Post a Comment