Smok,
From sources
I shan’t reveal I have come upon the information that you have cut short your
rampage, at a glance this is very unwise, no doubt you have been accepting the
veiled undoing of your uncle Scaligar’s letters. You are being foolish, nephew,
uncharacteristically foolish.
Or perhaps
you have chickened out at the prospect of battling other dragons; this is completely
unreasonable and idiotic seeing that Pentiriex is the only combatable dragon in
that soft province, all the others are either stunted or constantly wasted.
Bubolox the Bum is notoriously so, and Friggat the Basted has been sober not
one since day since his cousin sent him that ale house on wheels.
This in an
insult to my mentoring; you should have continued to beat down upon the Aolia
towns, and then fly to my provinces and terrorize those. I am greatly
disappointed Smok, and you have even changed your name back to Smok, a most
unflattering name of no great descent.
I will be
writing to your uncles both, to express my wrath as well as I can in this
mundane use of parchment, and maybe my overbearing greatness may turn their
puny minds in my stead. You shall see Smok, rage and flat out terrification is
the best remedy for anything and everything.
Hoping your
parents are dead,
You’re Incredible, fearful, ferocious, terrible, fear
inducing, omnipotent, clear minded, outspoken, infamous, wel speld,
overbearing, clairvoyant, humble and modest uncle
Gargazath
Humble? Modest? I think not. Tell Scaligar I'm on his side.
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I'll tell him.
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