My Dearest Nephew,
I noticed in the contents of your
last letter to me that both of your uncles are giving you advice on where to
make your lair in later years and what the best type of food for a dragon is.
Let me put in the Eastern view of such things.
In
my time in the Eastern provinces of the world, I have noticed that the dragons
there do not always move out of their parents’ cave when they are ready for the
world, but simply stay and take over the cave when their parents pass away, as
do their children if they have any. The ancestral home view has a very nice
continuity to it but there is also something to be said for moving out of the
cave when you are old enough to make your own views of the world at large. If
you choose to take this route, let me give you some advice on which of the
kingdoms in your region to choose.
I
hear that the coastal kingdom of Aolia has a nice range of cliffs, lots of
caves there too. I would highly recommend such a place as a home. There are
many advantages to a home in coastal regions and in the East they are prized
almost as much as underwater lairs. Some of the advantages are as listed:
1. Though
this is not required, a coastal lair provides a magnificent view and puts the
dragon at peace I have found, something about the sea air and the view.
2. You will
not get many visitors in a cave on the cliffs as they will be slick with sea
spray and not suitable to move about on. Although one of our species’ primary
duties is to answer the entreaties and questions of heroes, it does not do to
assist any human that comes moaning to the cliff side. You must wait for such
heroes as are courageous and clever enough to negotiate the rocks and find
their way to your lair. Then and only then must you answer such questions and
entreaties as he brings to you.
3. On the
matter of food. A coastal region has an entire ocean full of fish close to
claw, yet another reason to choose such a habitat. Also, if you choose to
become a wise and benevolent dragon (a most noble path) then the heroes that make
their way to your cave will bring offerings of food and often treasures and
although hoarding is an occupation taken up by evil dragons such as the
Westerners, it is wise to accept such gifts as they add a certain grandeur to
one’s lair. If you take up residence in a coastal region, make it known in some
way that your prefer mother-of-pearl, jade or emerald treasures as they work
best in watery habitats.
Those three
reasons should give you ample material to look over and decide whether you
yourself would make such a place your home.
I mentioned
food in my listed reasons, but not what types would be best, allow me to
rectify the situation.
The best of
foods would be a combination of meats and roasted fruits which make not only a
magnificent aroma as well as being a satisfying. The meats best for such dishes
are young lambs (be careful not to eat too many or your supply will run out)
fowl of the air once plucked and ground fowl such as chickens. Fish usually
make for a wholesome meal all on their own so don’t mix them in with the birds
and lamb, horrible for the stomach.
Until my next
letter I must say farewell.
Your humble
servant, mentor and uncle,
Semithino
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