Smok,
As of now, your true,
objective, and un-tampered-with mentoring has begun. I have taken the liberty
to sketch out a list of the goals of prospective aspiring Dragons.
1: Study the historical scrolls
and manuscript at disposal at the Draconian Archives Library in Sandemar.
2: Begin physical workouts and
exercise by my proscribed methods.
3: Start working on honing various
skills, such as pinpoint fire breath sniper fire, flight maneuverability; tail
lightning strikes and so on.
4: Begin a strict diet
incorporating gluten free sheep, pre-milked cows, large bone and vertebrae for
strengthening teeth and fangs, anti-Cottontooth medication, etc..
5: Map out prospective towns,
villages, farms, etc., for practical testing of your raiding abilities.
6: Begin handwriting and
grammar tutoring with Dragon such as my grand-uncle Diletrio the Poet, I, er,
having passed over that particular skill in my younger years…Alright maybe I
flunked it.
I have written several more
pages of suggested courses and classes on invariable subjects but I think we
will be well equipped for the moment with these first six aims.
The first
aim, studying the scrolls and ancient histories of the Draconian world may be
the most important objective, as it crucial to your later success to have a
fortified knowledge of such things in your later years.
I have already
checked out from the Sandemar Draconian Archives Library several well known
documents incorporating some of the most celebrated historical figures, times
and situations using my Library Access Scroll, and shall be sending them for
you to study at your discretion.
Apart from
that your most important aims are Objectives #2 and 3, which are equally
crucial to your maturing Draconian nature. The ability to fire off pinpoint
flame torpedoes at estimated spots of quickest burn time are very important to
your reputation as a Westerner, even though you seem to be wavering towards
Semithino’s bad example of benevolence.
This is
preposterous. No Western Dragon will ever become, or even take on any of the
traits of, an Easterner. NEVER! And you shall not pass!!...the word of my
decree!
Upon another
note, I have heard of late of Semithino’s predicament concerning his benign
relative Remdrix the Mad, and his psychologically impaired acolytes. I have
also been alerted, through sources that shall remain anonymous, that Scaligar
is planning to travel to Semithino’s aid.
I am
intrigued by this turn of events, I mean; Scaligar’s usually the depredating
little cuss that he was conceived as. And now he is winging off to another’s
aid, in unswerving show of benevolence. I’d swear I hadn’t taken my medication except
I of course don’t take any. But according to my sources it seems that
everything is true, and I am intrigued by this turn of…I already said that.
Well, I will
not leave this uninvestigated. I plan to take an objective snoop around
Semithino’s place. Just to see what Scaligar has planned to do with Remdrix and
his brood.
Concerning
matters more a ways towards my area, I have lately taken on a Basilisk house
keeper. He is quite good; he positively kills the dust at a glance. And he is
in the polyped class of Basilisk, and so he uses his many legs in an
industrious cleaning frenzy. I’ve never seen ceilings dusted in 4.7 seconds, and
the bathroom’s never looked cleaner, though I think he had to break out the
acid to clean the throne. Funny, it’s white now, I always though it was made
out of black marble.
On an
exciting note I have recently received another letter concerning the secret council.
This new letter informed me that we would be operating under the same protocol
as the last time, so to keep the council’s location secret. It also disclosed
the information that they have discovered a plot of invasion through the
Western Wiles, a small channel leading into the Western continent that is
covered by a thick growth of brush, trees and ivy, perfect cover for an
invasion.
I am
anticipating the council with bated breath. Although I must warn you once again
that you must tell none of your uncle about this crisis, or any other Dragon
you know. It must be kept secret until we flush out the invasion, if there is
one.
I hear you
have started a diary; interesting. It may be well time for you to document down
your adventures and thoughts. Perhaps publish it into a memoir in your later
years. Yes, an intriguing idea, I approve highly. I bet none of your uncles
know yet. I’m just that clairvoyant.
Your
observant uncle,
Trubodox the Scarlet
Another council? I wonder how long it'll be before Scaligar, Seminotho, and Trubodox realize that they're all at these meetings and that said meetings are definitely some kind of trap?
ReplyDeleteAnd I also wonder how this'll turn out, with Scaligar and Trubodox both going to Seminotho's home . . .
Awesome as always! Thanks for posting these!
Heehee. And who is behind the council meetings, too?
DeleteThanks for reading!