My dearest Nephew,
First
off, I would like to congratulate you on your continued battle against these
irksome Rogues. Though I hear that they have scored a minor victory by burying
your attacking phalanx in an avalanche, do not worry too much, I am sure that
before long they will be running for the hills.
For
your next series of attacks, I would suggest the Whirling Dervish formation as
it is, while a trifle erratic, very effective in confusing and usually
vanquishing any opponent. If by any turn of fate the Rogues do manage to turn
the battle on you, then use the Volcano defensive formation. I saw this
formation used on the planes of Wadesh in the great battle of Treddgast where
we Dragons fought for twelve days and nights against our savage cousins the
Drakes. As you can see by the fact that the Drakes were relocated to the Island
of Bootjaw following this epic conflict, this formation is one to be used in
any battle.
I
hear that this Burgrath character is becoming quite a problem. I suggest
dropping him in the ocean.
On
another subject, I have lately celebrated my four-hundred and forty-seventh
birthday! The party was small, just a few friends from the local area and a
feast of roasted meats and fruits. Today I received a package sent by your
uncle Scaligar containing what was evidently his idea of an amusing substitute
for a birthday gift.
Upon
opening it, I was besieged by six brutish goblins who had been packed inside
the box and trained to attack the first person to open it. I was scratched and
pounded by tiny fists and claws for several minutes until I was able to rally
my senses and use my elemental pearl to capture these small antagonists and
force them back into their box.
I
have since re-wrapped the box and sent it back to your uncle Scaligar in hopes
of amusing results. Don’t tell him about this though, it might, ah, ruin the
surprise for him.
Your
humble servant, mentor and uncle,
Semithino
Lol. "Don't tell him about this though, it might, ah, ruin the surprise for him." :D
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