My dear Smok,
It
has come to my attention that you gave out a good dole of fire and death at one
of the Aolian villages of late. Very good!
You
tell me that you burned most of their crops and torched a few outlying barns.
Very good! I also enjoyed reading of your antics with those horses. Very good
show, lifting those hooved beasts and throwing them at the village, all with
good aim so as to leave as many witnesses as possible while causing maximum
destruction.
Very
good, indeed. I am impressed by your recent venture. Now, I have looked up some
notable dragons from the area. The records say that there are many dragons in
surrounding provinces, and I am willing to bet that a few of them would stage a
fight with you that would make you appear to be even more fierce and
territorial than you are. In fact, a few of the greats paired up to make their
name, such as Bithrax and Arvogg, to name only one such duo.
Here
is a list of nearby dragons whom you might pair up with to create a terrifying
splash in Aolia.
Racclevorn
is a dragon in the province just south of you called Varigia. He is fairly
large, but very thickheaded; you may want to enlist him as the brawn of your
duo. While you make cunning, tactical strikes, he will swoop overhead,
blanketing villages in fire. But then again, a dumb dragon can be difficult to
work with sometimes; dragons with no cunning can get impatient and turn on you
instead of helping you.
Varix
is a dragon in the Besa province just west of yours; he is a very smart dragon,
smaller than you but possessed of extreme intelligence. He may be handy in your
duo; the two of you would be mastermind attackers. But Varix may weave some
complex trap for you and get rid of you, taking over your lair and possessions,
so you may want to steer clear of him.
Burgrath
is a suitable dragon for a duo. He is of medium size, fairly strong, and fairly
intelligent. He is very average in every way, and you would probably be able to
defeat him if he ever turned on you. Yes, you should probably seek out
Burgrath. He is your best bet. He currently lives in the northern province of
Valicia.
The
best way to approach Burgrath would probably be to watch his lair, making sure
you are completely hidden. If he goes out to jellificate some humans, swoop in
and lend a hand by burning up the town hall or something. He will ask why you
are there, and you should reply that you merely wished to help. He will most
likely invite you back to his lair after the attack and during the course of
your idle conversation (in which he does most of the talking, and you nod your
head and chime in agreement at the appropriate times) you will ask him to be
your partner. If all goes well he will not refuse, having witnessed your
prowess in battle and your extreme friendliness in the same day.
Write
back to me when you gain his favor.
-Your
serpentine uncle,
Scaligar
P.S.
I recently received a most unpleasant
letter from your uncle Gargazath, my foolish brother. He ranted on about my
“bringing you away from the truth”. Anyway, he had tried to lay a trap for me.
Something about coming to a picnic in Yovi to celebrate your recent rampage. I
politely refused.
Go Scaligar! :D
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